Thursday, 15 December 2011

What we missed...

By Noah Kidron-Style

As the Renegade returns from it's sloth inspired vacation we take a look at what we missed whilst on holiday.

Riots in London. I leave for a week and they burn down Tottenham, if i stay away longer could they get Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea and Liverpool... i'll get my coat.

Osama Bin Laden is killed. Queue bad jokes, chants of USA USA and that (deliberate) mistake from Fox News.

Libyan Uprising. The Arab Spring continued into Libya forcing out despotic leader Colonel Gadaffi.

Greek Debt Crisis. As the Greek debt crisis spreads to Italy, Spain and Portugal, Gordon Brown realised that perhaps he didn't save the world after all.

News of the World. We may be self indulgent and sanctimonious but at least we didn't hack your phone.

Royal Wedding...

Last flight of the US Shuttle Program. One small step for man, one huge dent in your dreams of becoming an astronaut.

Partition of Sudan. After years of civil war the Sudenise people vote for partition creating the worlds newest state South Sudan.

Olso Shooting. Tragedy hits Oslo as a lone gunman kills over 80 people in at a Labour Party youth camp. RIP.

Occupy. We really have no excuse for not covering this story, the London camp is 30 seconds from the school.

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